1. daki-d:



    This is the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

    Trynna contain the feels you’re catching like …

    How I feel

    (Source: kenlovers, via thejealousocean)


  2. foreveralone-lyguy:


    Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for



    (Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via pizza-vs-taco)


  3. bewbin:

    Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built

    (via pizza-vs-taco)

  4. quimbycub:




    Martin Bauendahl

    Real life vs Societal expectations


    Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

    Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

    Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
    So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

    Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

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  5. Sept. 17 1:10 pm






    HOly shit that second link

    Holy fucking shit.

    (via canadad)


  6. eurotrottest:


    i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape


    (via empresspanda)

  7. tacomaster420:

    I’m gonna scream

    (via boss-browbabe)


  8. canadad:



    just replace all police with police dogs

    nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.

    this reply always confused me cuz like the first thought was “no one would be mad at cops” instead of something like “hey millions of racists and potential/actual murderers would be gone”

  10. opidiod:


    What the fuck is wrong with this website

    absolutely nothing

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